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realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring...

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:51:35 -0400

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

ppussies: thecinemakid: have you ever been in one of those moods where you just want to grab...

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:50:48 -0400

ppussies:

thecinemakid:

have you ever been in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything and rip it from the walls and break everything because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry because nothing feels right and it’s all wrong and you don’t feel right and i don’t know anymore.

and then you realize that you’re not in a movie and you’d have to clean it up yourself so you don’t

satanandlace: youknowyourestoned: Bacon Pipe don’t know if...

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:50:08 -0400

satanandlace:

youknowyourestoned:

Bacon Pipe

don’t know if anything has ever been as beautiful as this before now

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"I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you."

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:35:49 -0400

“I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you.”

- Jonathan Safran Foer (via blua)

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melleigh: This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:16:03 -0400

melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

trinityburn: I don’t care how many libraries there are in the world, I still look for you when I...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:10:39 -0400

trinityburn:

I don’t care how many libraries there are in the world, I still look for you when I can’t find the right synonym for beautiful. I may never be the one who sleeps next to you at night, but at least let me be the love letter tucked beneath your pillowcase to remind you that no matter what, you will always be loved by me.

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How to Ride a Werewolf

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:00:53 -0400

finishingschoolbooks:

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…